Hello there, here's my neocities site. Little old hub for my Internet bullshit. To pretend it's 1999. Before the Internet turned into a giant advertisement. Obligatory disclaimer: None of the opinions presented on this website should be even remotely construed as representative of my employer; My words are my own; I do not claim to speak for anyone not myself. Any persons mentioned resembling real persons living or dead should be considered at best fictional and at worst chimerical constructions based upon several different people.